Do activeness figure have existential crisis ? Do they wonder about the point of their existence ? likely not ; they ’re pulseless objects . This is for the good , given that many action pattern have no ground to live whatsoever . We’ve demonstrate you 10 already ; here are 13 more toy that never needed to be made .
1 ) destruct Cassandra , Doctor Who
You may think Cassandra as the “ last pure homo , ” despite being a medium - sized tarpaulin of skin on a rack . But you would n’t know it from the Destroyed Cassandra build because the “ figure ” is just the rack add-on that come with the actual , non - ruined Cassandra anatomy . sell as a “ new ” anatomy . This is The passe-partout - story evilness right here .
2 ) Toon Burne , TMNT
Oh , you do n’t know the name Burne Thompson from TMNT cartoon lore ? Well , that ’s because he was April O’Neil ’s boss at Channel 9 News . And yet , this fiber inexplicably got a plaything because someone at Playmates thought kid want a toy to reach April her paychecks twice a month ? His most noteworthy feature is he ’s eating a sandwich , for @#$% ’s rice beer .
3 ) Grandma and Grandpa Walton , The Walton
The legendary ’ 70 toy company Mego is famous for turning down the Star Wars toy dog licence . But why would they bother making activity figures of space warrior and aliens when they had incredible action number like Grandma and Grandpa Walton to make ? Sure , The Waltons was a hit goggle box show at the time , but of the three Waltons reckon two - packs , this was easily the least action at law - packed duet of the set .
4 ) Roseanne Roseannadanna , Saturday Night Live
Everybody loved Gilda Radner on SNL back in the ’ 70s . perfectly no one wanted or needed a figure of her loudmouth Weekend Update character , especially in 2000 , two X after the character reference ’s zeitgeist . It also did n’t help that the wench was hideous , and looked more like Richard Kiel than Gilda Radner .
5 ) The Meat , Rocky
Every time someone does a list of the worst / insane / crappy action figures of all time list on the internet , they include The heart and soul from the Rocky toyline . As well they should ; it ’s a terrible accessory that ’s being sold as an activity figure , and it ’s contemptuous . And tragically it ’s still less atrocious than Destroyed Cassandra .
6 ) Imperial Dignitary , Star Wars
Since 1995 , when Kenner reintroduce the Star Wars toyline , collector have bought every single natural action digit release , no matter what the theatrical role , whether they had any line or not , and even if they had less than a few seconds of screen time . But back in the ’ 80s , the kid who collected Star Wars toy were n’t so insane , and the thought of grease one’s palms a figure of the majestic - robed albinos who stood behind the Emperor that one prison term was dumb , and the Imperial Dignitary warmed pegsin toy stores for quite some sentence .
7 ) Madame Web , Spider - Man : Sneak Attack
In the Marvel comic universe , Madame Web is “ a paralyzed , blind , telepathic , clairvoyant , and precognitivemutant , allowing her to work as a professional medium . ” Thus she ’s capable to say cryptic affair to Spider - Man , and aid or exacerbate him as she realize primed . As an action figure , she is an quondam lady sit on a chair , and all the “ Tech - WWW Catchers ” in the humankind ca n’t shift that .
- Chopper , Starsky and Hutch
Making Starsky and Hutch action material body in 1978 : A groovy musical theme . construct a trope of their informant Huggy Bear ? Probably a self-coloured selection . cause a figure of Starsky and Hutch ’s boss Captain Doby ? Weird and kind of heroic . establish a human body of some random dude with a face fungus who never appeared on the show in any fashion but include it in the toyline anyhow ? That ’s the definition of pointless .
9 ) Anti Virus Bruce Wayne , Batman
There are belike too many ridiculous Batman figures with garish coloring material scheme and ridiculous accessories to count . But no matter whether those figures have sky , pirate hats , or uproariously large guns , they all have one matter going for them : They are pattern of Batman . Bruce Wayne here , however , has misplace his cowl , mean he ’s altogether useless as a Batman figure . And I have no idea what the piece of ass is go on with his “ anti - virus ” cogwheel , other than that he is obviously being fry .
10 ) Jake Sully , Avatar
praise to Playmates for make a build of Avatar ’s independent graphic symbol Jake Sully in his human form , despite the fact that since the character is paralyse from the waist down ( hence his desire to shove his mind into giant dismal extraterrestrial ) his only sensitive accessory is his wheelchair . But while principle is beneficial , the fact remains that the rest period of the Avatar toyline contained aliens , monsters , mechs , and evil mad Marines . If kids bothered to grease one’s palms a Jake Sully figure at all , they pick out the jumbo aristocratic alien edition .
11 ) Sugar Man , cristal - Men : Mutant Monsters
One of Apocalypse ’s minions from the Age of Apocalypse storyline , Sugar Man has a disadvantage from most AoA part because he ’s a variation that appears to have no similitude in the normal Marvel universe . Another problem : Unlike virtually all the other X - Men figures Toy Biz had produced , the Mutant Monsters series was in 6 - in scale , render them uncongenial with the other toys . If kids want as shitty nth - tier X - Men character they had many secure ( and trashy ) choices .
12 ) Pylea Slave Cordelia Chase , Angel
Between the Buffy and Angel toylines , there were eight figures of Charisma Carpenter ’s character Cordelia made . Only one of them was wearing a burlap sac . This is that one .
13 ) Mack Blues , The Blues Brothers
Unlike their Saturday Night Life babe Roseanne Rosannadanna , the Blues Brothers were stars of a perennially popular picture show , and thus when a party made figure of Jake and Elwood Blues , there were enough fans who have intercourse the picture enough to buy them . Apparently suffering from the same delusion that led Dan Aykroyd into making a subsequence in the first place , the same party made figures of Old Jake and Modern chum “ Mack Blues ” , play by John Goodman in The Blues Brothers 2000 . If you were a lover enough to bribe physical body of the original Blues Brothers , then you were buff enough to despise every aspect of the terrible sequel , including the ware .
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