The Air Force already developed the Woody Allen - esque “ Active Denial System , ” a microwave oven - based beam that make abominable , but ( hopefully ) non - damaging bubble of the water just underneath the skin . Basically , people wangle a little and then gross out out — well than a bullet , and at least twice as entertaining . And while a Humvee - mounted version is in the works , the Air Force would n’t survive up to their name if they did n’t mount one to a reverse lightning , so a new version is in the works that will let pain in the ass ray fly the inimical skies . Clearly , our Air Force is now man by scientist whose careers were cast by the end of material Genius . I am both felicitous and sad for us .
PAIN RAY GOING AIRBORNE[DefenseTech ]
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