Perfect for the mobile blackmailer , the Canon Card Photo Printer CP-300 is a lightweight portable dye - sublimation unit that can publish incriminate pictures in just 85 seconds ( coincidentally the modal amount of meter it takes to be choked to death by a overjealous married man ) . With rechargeable battery coterie and send - from - camera printing , you may shroud in even the most unwired closets , earn your town - to - town grifting life a breeze , and leaving you plenty of fourth dimension to wash your stained undershirts in a dirty hotel sink .
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