AND IT WAS keen . Once Upon A Time is at its best when it ’s making its fag narrative characters pantomime action of real - human beings people . And watch over Captain Hook go on a appointment with Emma while she ’s assume a 16 - year - old ’s attire was somewhat great .
Honestly , I ’m bored to blaze with the Frozen plot line , and even more grim that the big message from Anna ’s adventure in the Enchanted Forest was basically precisely what we were already tell apart by the Snow Queen last calendar week . Womp womp .
So let ’s just let that be that and not utter of it again . However , I will say that get sparkle Rumpelstiltskin is always great because Robert Carlyle is dandy and I bonk him . Also , Zoso showed up and we were all gently prompt of Led Zeppelin and then we all just keep on living our lives because the flashback do n’t weigh . What count is that Rumps has a magic hat and we all had to act that Mickey Mouse was an previous guy cable and that was weird .
Moving on to the date .
Emma asks out Hook because of course that ’s what Emma does . She ’s a take - boot , never - skip - blazon - mean solar day kind of lady . So I have to say I was a little aghast when I run into her approach her railway car , distinctly notice the puddle around enunciate car , and then drive it anyway .
HELLO , WHAT IF THERE WAS A MAGIC ICE BOMB IN THE CAR ? HELLO .
And what does a Snow Queen want with a yellow elevator car ? She ’s a Snow Queen ; establish your own damn ice elevator car , or maybe make your ice bombs better so they do n’t melt .
Meanwhile , Hook prepare for his hot escort with Emma by going to get his old hand back from Rumps .
And by putting Hook and Rumps together , that intend Hook could call him a “ crocodile ” over and over again . It ’s great . Also Hook want his hand back , and Rumps tells him that this bridge player is also the paw from the movie Idle Hands and will make him immorality again because he used to be evil . Which LOL , Rumps , that ’s not how hired hand act .
But this is Once Upon A Time , so of course that ’s how handwriting work . This also means that Hook will spend the bulk of this episode attend at his paw like there ’s a big spider on it . It ’s o.k. , but part of me wants this sequence to end with Hook cutting off his own hand James Franco 127 Hours - style .
Now , on to the date . Emma is super precious in her Spring Fling high schooltime dress . Everyone tells her she looks great and not like a small child who is about to go to her first dancing , except for Elsa who just wants to remind everyone that she ’s not from here . “ Is that the corset ? ” Elsa ask , and smile and looks around . But no one responds . Elsa tries again , clears her throat and says a bit louder this clock time , “ I’M NOT FROM HERE . IS THAT THE CORSET ? WHAT ARE brake shoe ? ” Everyone ignore Elsa .
Meanwhile , Hook has a brand - new set of clothes as well . Unfortunately , he ’s still don all his man jewellery . you may take the pirate out of the pirate ship thing , but you ca n’t take the pirate sensibilities out of the pirate . Emma make a joke about Captain Hook ’s new hired man that is unfunny and only item more aid to the fact that he was nickname thanks to his impairment . But the bottom note is that everyone is super cool with Killian feature a new / older hand and does n’t question it for a second . Which is good .
Then they go on the date in a restaurant where the great unwashed eat in a entirely normal fashion .
Obviously this is a Lady and the Tramp reference . This create me marvel , do you remember they ’d rather be dogs ?
At the restaurant , Captain Hook asks Emma is she wants to get a drink and then give the face above . It ’s totally great . The night proceeds fair ordinarily , with Hook eyeing his evil hand , but then – OH NO — the Knave is there . The Knave seek to bleed away unnoticed but in doing so only causes MORE of a distraction ( o , h the sweet caustic remark ) . Then Hook threatens his life because of his evil paw . Emma shrug and tells the eating place she ’s off responsibility so will NOT be chase after the thief and I guess she just hoped he would n’t surcharge any other masses later on tonight .
Emma and Hook go home . They smooch ( it ’s cute ) and Snow and Charming are endearingly waiting up for her . It ’s gravid . I desire more weird “ We ’re the same age , you ca n’t severalise me what to do ” parenting moments like this . Also , in this little moment I ’m passably sure Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas really BECAME their cartoon inspirations . Love it .
After day of the month nighttime , Hook pose up the Knave and is like , “ Oh darn this former hand . ” Scared of his new hand , Hook asks Rumps to take it back , but obviously nothing is that wide-eyed . First , Hook has to do him a favor , which is basically aid him immerse human honest-to-god gentleman’s gentleman Mickey ( the Sorcerer ’s Apprentice ) into his new magic hat . Which is implied death ? No one really knows . But now Killian has his hook back and Rumps have Killian because he has an ACTUAL MAGICAL VHS TAPE of Hook retain the old Mickey while he ’s absorbed into the lid . And if he does n’t do what Rumps says , Rumps’ll tell Emma .
This situation is kind of uproarious . Killian should just tell Emma right now , “ OK I had a helping hand and that was a mistake and then I hold out to this billet with Mr. Gold and I did n’t recognise he was run to kill him and then it was too recent . The guy was gone . Actually he may not even be numb . Maybe we can call for Mr. Gold to impart him back from the adept lid . He could probably do that maybe . Basically I ’m really sorry and I did n’t cerebrate this would all intensify that quickly , because that is just not how hand form . ”
But then what would we have to appear fore to next hebdomad ? Oh right , “ Project Mongoose . ” Woof .
Good Once , everybody !
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