Clarification: AirWater Stock Scandal

A few month back , when giving free packaging drawing your attention to the AirWater potbelly ’s fancy - derriere de - humidifiers that distill water from the air , I jokingly ( ha ha ! ) implied that the caller provided me stock to shill their product . This was , for those of you that fall out to be , for instance , Michael Zwebner , President of the AirWater Corporation , or perhaps an agent of the SEC , a joke . Which is to say , the only thing I ’ve ever been given by the AirWater corporation is angry electronic mail written in all caps and large fonts .

For the record , while we ’re covering our theme , the editors of The New York Times ’ Circuits section have not , to my knowledge , yet been diagnosed with any course ofmental retardation . Nor do I have concrete grounds that the employees of Gizmondo actuallyperform sexual acts inside of swine .

https://gizmodo.com/circuits-discovers-usb-16019