Sure , a talking detent moving-picture show is money in the depository financial institution , but what about a talking Great Old One picture ? Cthulhu is all the passion these day – there are gross out Cthulhu bunny carpet slipper , for Yog - Sothoth ’s saki ! And since Lovecraft ’s creations are all public domain of a function , a studio could pen the script without having to certify any right . The time is ripe for Cthulhu to rise again … with a perky blond pal . Jenna MacNipperson ( Cameron Diaz ) is a spoiled dada ’s girl on vacation in Cancun . When her island - hopping party boat run aground on the ancient metropolis of R’lyeh , she accidentally arouse the slumbering Cthulhu ( voiced by Terry Hatcher ) , The Thing which can not be described . One look at MacNipperson ’s Manolo Blahniks and Cthulhu knows they will be BFF – literally , for all timelessness . From Cyclopean masonry and non - euclidian computer architecture to Rodeo Drive and Hollywood afterparties , the world is their oyster as these two outrageous debutante embark on the Final Shopping Spree . But one man wants to bankrupt the fun : detective Hutch Fleming ( Martin Lawrence ) . This uptight officer of the law of nature wants to nail the girls for credit circuit card fraud , as well as a series of mutilation murders . sappy misadventures result when Cthulhu and MacNipperson avoid Fleming ’s bumbling judge . When the Star - Spawn of Cthulhu and a host of cultists show up , you know the sport is just getting started . I smell out dealership !
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