Despite the plethora of Marvel ’s Phase 3 news yesterday , there was one question on everyone ’s mind that remained unreciprocated : Will GotG get a pornography parody ? The answer , mirthfully , is yes . smut purveyor WoodRocket is already “ intemperate ” at workplace on Gnardians of the Galaxy : 50 Shades of Groot . Seriously .
I have so many question . How are they going to do Rocket ? ( I assume they ’re not using a live raccoon . ) How many “ forest ” jokes are they going to make about Groot ? Will Nova Prime get a fuck scene , and if so , with whom ? Why is n’t it called Gangbangers of the Galaxy or else of the nonsense word “ Gnardians ” ? We ’ll presumably notice out in a few workweek . Ooga chaka indeed , my friend .
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