First trailer for the Battleship movie is like Transformers (but with battleships)

Hey look , it ’s the trailer for Peter Berg ’s Battleship picture show ! And there ’s nary a white or red leg in mess ! Holy mother fucker , there ’s a vampire on that boat ! Why did the Navy inscribe a lamia ? What the Scheol ’s go on here ?

Well , this looks decidedly Bayesque . And here I thought it would be about the clandestine story of that over - irritable family fromthose 1980s commercials . I really want to learn how the pop got that sweet push ling . And as you may have notice , battlewagon hits house Mayo 2012 .

[ ViaBad Taste . Hat tip to Marcus ! ]