Gizmodo’s Happy Hour Party Was a Deadly Fun Night of Drinking

Five gallons ofFaux Loko , a hundredcar bomb Jell-O shots , five pounds ofvodka inebriate gummi bearsand abeef infuse rye shot with a habanero wine Salmon P. Chase . We throw a Happy Hour party , and everyone got legendary .

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So fabled , in fact , that just about everyone who joined us last night feels like complete shit today . I think that entail we can consider Gizmodo ’s first Happy Hour political party a sottish winner ?

We hadcar bomb jello shotsandboozy gummi bearssprinkled around the saloon like innocent appetizers , which made citizenry foolishly devour more than just one each . Bartender Brent Rose serve up our latest cocktail concoction , theJMFB , leaving a torrid - meat charwoman in our stomachs much like Joe Brown himself . And we put down so muchFaux Lokothat we ’d draw a blank about the JMFB shots we ’d just had and shout at Brent for another round of drinks .

Truthfully , everything about the party is a blur . I fuck we sing happy birthday to Joe at one item , we all probably made fun of Wagner too much and I believe when Jesus finally showed up the team shower down him with hugs . There are of course of study some really incriminate photos I could share with ya’ll , but I ’ll save those to shame people on Twitter for the next 3 months .

Thanks toThe Counting Roomin Brooklyn for hosting us and everyone who came out . Once our heads cease thump we ’ll seriously look at doing it again .

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