X-Men: First Class: Not Your Same Old Mutant Angst
http://io9.com/5808167/x+men-first-class-not-your-same-old-mutant-angst
Are superpowers a boon or a curse ? Are mutants more like ethnic nonage , or queer multitude ? For too long , TV shows and movies have been asking these same onetime interrogative , without really determine any interesting answers . So it ’s a joy to watch a movie like X - piece : First Class , which blows past these commonplace quondam questions , to give us some new ace . More »
https://gizmodo.com/io9-readers-transform-eye-gougingly-bad-x-men-posters-i-5783770
io9 readers transform eye-gougingly bad X-Men posters into works of art
Several day ago , we were absolutely queer by the lamentable posters for XTC - humanity : First Class , which depict silhouettes of Charles Xavier and Magneto incubating their own elephantine heads . We turned to our readers and asked them to redesign First Class ’ esthetically bankrupt posters . The io9ers pulled through with style . More »
https://gizmodo.com/wolverines-10-most-mortifying-moments-5496844
Wolverine’s 10 Most Mortifying Moments
Wolverine ’s a respectable bub . This is no small feat as he ’s spent most of the last 35 years don a banana - colored body condom and a Batman hat . however , life has kicked the snikt out of Logan . Let ’s recapitulate the humiliation . More »
https://gizmodo.com/x-men-family-tree-breaks-down-mutant-mating-habits-with-5735116
X-Men family tree breaks down mutant mating habits with surprising clarity
confound about which mutants are matrimonial to whom ? This chart by Joe Stone ought to clear up some of the muddiness . It ’s escape the 10,000 people who ’ve slept with Wolverine , but that topic deserves its own diagram . More »
http://io9.com/5807551/who-are-all-these-weird-new-mutants-in-x+men-first-class
Who are all these weird new mutants in X-Men: First Class?
The first X - Men films introduced us to marquee mutants like Wolverine and Storm . For the 1960s prequel X - man : First Class , Kick - Ass director Matthew Vaughn has dug deep into X - Men lore and plucked out some of the comic ’s most obscure mutation . More »
https://gizmodo.com/wolverines-smelly-son-brings-some-emo-to-the-x-men-univ-5807707
Wolverine’s smelly son brings some emo to the X-Men universe
late , Marvel introduced a new slight cub to the Wolverine family . Daken is a sexually raptorial assassin with super - pheromone powers and monolithic daddy issues . And he ’s spell by Marjorie Liu , a notable paranormal romance author . It ’s the perfect fit . Here ’s why you need more Daken in your life . More »
http://io9.com/5449607/the-x+mens-1991-pool-party–everything-thats-wrong-with-the-x+men-in-2010
The X-Men’s 1991 Pool Party = Everything That’s Wrong With The X-Men in 2011
Back in 1991 , a sexy pin - up tucked into decade - Men#1was the apex of comic book cool . today ? It just stands for the systemic failings of the intact X - franchise . Plus : Colossus in a thong ! I love the X - Men . No , scribble that . I really , really love the X - Men . More »
https://gizmodo.com/the-5-most-tear-jerking-x-men-deaths-5585370
The Most Tear-Jerking X-Men Deaths
Out of all the superteams in comics , the X - man always seem to rack up the highest torso counts . It ’s like snuff it is their mutant exponent ! In any case , here are the weepiest loss in tenner - history . More »
https://gizmodo.com/why-x-men-first-class-aims-to-be-like-a-1960s-james-bo-5808389
Why X-Men: First Class aims to be like a 1960s James Bond film
Ashley Edward Miller and Zack Stentz have write two of the summertime ’s big movies , Thor and X - Men : First Class . How did they go about render these comic - book icon into two - hour moving-picture show playscript ? Stentz and Miller explain to us how they kick the bucket from publish for Fringe to adapting two Marvel Comics properties . And on the nose why arrange an ten - Men film in the 1960s made sense . More »
https://gizmodo.com/a-cheeky-interpretation-of-the-x-ladies-cheek-baring-ad-5589545
A cheeky interpretation of the X-Ladies’ cheek-baring adventure
R. Fiore ’s inspection of Marvel ’s X - charwoman is one of the laughable comic reviews I ’ve read in a while . The key quote ? “ X - Women is a one - shot , so be measured your one shot does n’t defile your wear . ”More »
https://gizmodo.com/x-men-goes-duran-duran-5803836
X-Men goes Duran Duran
You got ta get down on Friday , and what serious way to do it than with these Nagel - inspired golf tee feature some our favorite X - military man , front like they were torn from the cover of a 1980s Duran Duran album . More »
https://gizmodo.com/10-ridiculous-moments-from-an-ancient-x-men-toy-commerc-5798524
Most Ridiculous Moments from an Ancient X-Men Toy Commercial
While scanning my news provender yesterday , I came across a TV slur for Toy Biz ’s 1991 line of X - Men action figure . The ad boast Wolverine ( incessantly birth a constipated , fictile rictus face ) stopping Magneto from conquering a cost bridge . More »
https://gizmodo.com/why-hop-is-the-unofficial-sequel-to-x-men-3-5790329
Why Hop is the unofficial sequel to X-Men 3
Hop has the facing of a subpar child ’ pic , but it ’s actually a stealth subsequence to the full clusterfuck that was disco biscuit - homo : The Last Stand . This secularize - Easter - semen - talking - animate being feature of speech tells the lose account of Cyclops , who supposedly died offscreen in X3.More »
https://gizmodo.com/the-5-most-disturbing-x-men-love-affairs-5472104
5 Most Disturbing X-Men Love Affairs
What ’s it like when ecstasy - man get between the sheets ? Sure , you ’re perpetually surrounded by statuesque sport in skintight pleather , but luck are your attempts at enamoredness will be illegal in several states and freak out your readership . More »
https://gizmodo.com/this-weird-old-x-men-computer-game-allowed-you-to-kill-5609598
This Weird Old X-Men First Person Shooter Allowed You To Kill Gambit 100 Times
In 1997 , X - Men : The Ravages Of Apocalypse hit store . The game was a Marvel - sanctioned full spiritual rebirth of the bloody first - person gun for hire Quake . You play as a bionic man Magneto built to obliterate Apocalypse ’s army of ten - Men clones . deplete rocket salad catapult , bub!More »
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