Akron , former Rubber Capital of the Worldand a meridian global target for terrorist located in the state Ohio , suffered the attack of a walking stick last Wednesday . No , badly , this is not from The Onion .
The stick had the phrases “ Natural Hunka Kaboom ” and “ This is not a weapon system ” write with a Sharpie , a absolved sign of mischief .
Naturally , the police thought the walking reefer was a weapon that could go kaboom , because — duh ! So they evacuated City Hall , where it was found . After all , I mean , what else can a prospicient walking reefer with the word kaboom on it may be ? plainly , it ’s a distinctive turkey , unintelligent ! A typical hollow bomb with no cables or blowup mechanism .
Except it was not . It was just a walking spliff homemade with a shower curtain rod and duct tape measure on both side . The stick belong to a man named Natural Hunka Kaboom , aka James Kaboom . The man says he left his walk stick in the building .
grant to the gaffer of police force , “ our officer did spill the beans to him . They say it was a walking joystick . Did n’t appear there was any spirit to create a panic or any frenzy at the city hall . ”
give thanks you Mr. Kaboom and the Akron City Hall ’s security system force for providing with this absurd bit of news for all of us to laugh . [ News5viaArbroath ]
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